Dye-afollicle Breck Beard Bin Laden Tape Has No Overt Threats

"No Overt Threats In New Bin Laden Tape" from AP reports that the preliminary reports on the 30 minute tape from the to-dye for bearded one, Osama bin Laden, has no threats - but does discuss current events, including the war in Iraq, thus lending authenticity to the latest message from the terror mastermind.

Maybe we can negotiate some better Grecian Formula to al-Sahab for the touch-ups for old Breck Beard.

Bin Laden does tell Americans that one solution is to convert to Islam.

"There are two solutions to stopping it. One is from our side, and it is to escalate the fighting and killing against you. This is our duty, and our brothers are carrying it out," bin Laden said.

"The second solution is from your side," he said. "I invite you to embrace Islam."

ABC News transcript coverage reports that it is in the Democrats control - perhaps bin Laden wants to work with the Democrats to show them the way - and with Gnome Chumsky whom he praises...

"It will also achieve your desire to stop the war as a consequence, because as soon as the warmongering owners of the major corporations realize that you have lost confidence in your democratic system and have begun to look for an alternative, and this alternative is Islam, they will run after you to please you and achieve what you want to steer you away from Islam," he said.

Michelle Malkin weighs in...

Counterterrorism Blog has info, transcript links...