Multicultural Curriculum for al Qaeda Unhappy Campers - Network Experiencing Difficulties

Multicultural Curriculum for al Qaeda Unhappy Campers - Network Experiencing
Difficulties

"Ethnic Rifts
Tearing at al Qaeda" just goes to show that melting pot tensions are
not relegated to the USA. Fights have erupted over hiding places and money -
Osama not coming through with their allowances. Uzbek and Tajik playmates have
been squealing on their Arab partners in terror.

Since it is important that we help our fellow men-aces and frankly want to
unload some of our multicultural curriculum from our schools in an international
exchange of ideas - with modifications for sensitivity to other cultures - and
so we can return to teaching our kids skills so they can compete in a global
economy, we suggest time out and and a jamboree at Tora Bora with...

Team building exercises and conflict res are needed stat. A little "Toss
a Grenade" and say something nice about the guy you just tossed it to for
starters could be helpful. Or since it has been outlawed in American schools,
the rules of Dodgeball could be sent so they could line up and lob IEDs until
everyone is out - nobody to pick on any more.

Each could report on a significant hoodlum from each others ethnic group and
report to the group to understand each groups particular jihadic customs. Extra
credit for PowerPoint slides with detailed maps.

And for the last night there could be a huge poker tournament with the Deck
of Cards - to be broadcast from the Ramadi Inn on Al Jazeera with Steve Wynn
and ESPN rights for cable distribution.

Any one pictured on the Deck of Cards at the tourney will get a free all expense
paid vacation to Langley, Virginia of indeterminate length.

 

Comments

[Larry]

Sounds great! Think I'll pass this one on to Don.